Chapter 1. You're Knocked Up, Now Give It Up
Chapter 2. Yes, It's Normal
Chapter 3. Sugar Is Satan
Chapter 4. Carbs: Eat 'Em, Dumb-Ass
Chapter 6. Secrets and Lies About Protein
Chapter 7. You (and Your Baby) Are What You Eat
Chapter 8. What the Hell to Eat
Chapter 11. Cravings: The Monster Inside
Chapter 13. Stupid, Boring Vitamin Chapter
Chapter 14. Breastfeeding: Suck It Up and Do It
Chapter 15. The Companies You Trust Don't Care About Your Children
Chapter 17. What Makes a M.I.L.F.?