From the Large Print - Large print ed.
Chapter 1. If 60 Is the New 40, When Will I Be 30?
Chapter 2. When I Am Old, I Will Live in a Castle
Chapter 3. My Big Birthday
Chapter 4. Why Can't a Man Be More Like a Woman?
Chapter 5. Cats Never Qualify for Medicare
Chapter 6. Almost True Stories of Aging
Chapter 8. Return to Lust
Chapter 9. My Coffee Is Not Up to My Standards
Chapter 11. The Bad Food Diet
Chapter 12. Disastrous Apparel Decisions
Chapter 13. Rethinking My Hair
Chapter 14. Find Me an Old Guy with Rhythm
Chapter 15. When Science Is Not the Answer
Chapter 16. Raking over the Past
Chapter 17. The Afterlife I Deserve
