The cat on the mat is flat

The cat, the mat, the rat, and the baseball bat

Ed and Ted and Ted's dog Fred

Pinky Ponky, the shonky, wonky, bonky donkey

Frog on a log in a bog

Harry Black, the sack, the snack, and a sneaky snack-stealing yak called Jack

Duck in a truck in the muck

Unlucky Lou, a kind kangaroo, a hole in a shoe, and some extra-super-fast-sticking super-roo-glue

Bill and Phil and the very big hill

Andy G, Terry D, the brave tea lady, and the evil bee

Go Fish questions for the author: Andy Griffiths.