The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name
I went jogging once but my thighs rubbed so much my pantyhose caught on fire
Don't blame me, the voices in my head made me do it
Peace, joy, hope : now playing at a theater near you
Some days it's not worth chewing through the restraints
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night
You can't always believe your own eyes
Help! I'm talking and I can't shut up
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
Follow your dreams (except the one where you're at school in your underwear)
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
