The new kid on the block: poems

Ah! A monster's lot is merry

Alley cat with one life left

Alligators are unfriendly

Archie B McCall

Ballad of a boneless chicken

Baloney Belly Billy

Be glad your nose is on your face

Bleezer's ice cream

Bloders are exploding

Boing! Boing! Squeak!

Bulgy bunne

Carpenter rages

Cave beast greets a visitor

Cherries' garden gala

Clara Cleech

Come see the thing

Cow's outside

Cuckoo!

Dainty Dottie Dee

Dauntless dimble

Diatonic dittymunch

Do oysters sneeze?

Dora Diller

Drumpp the grump

Eggs!

Euphonica jarre

Flimsy fleek

Floradora Doe

Flotz

Forty performing bananas

Granny Grizer

Griselda Gratz

Gussie's greasy spoon

Happy birthday, dear dragon

Henrietta Snetter

Homework! Oh, homework!

I am falling off a mountain

I am flying!

I am running in a circle

I do not like the rat!

I found a four-leaf clover

I spied my shadow slinking

I toss them to my elephant

I wonder why Dad is so thoroughly mad

I'd never dine on dinosaurs

I'd never eat a beet

I'm bold, I'm brave I'm disgusted with my brother I'm in a rotten mood! I'm thankful I'm the single most wonderful person I know Irritating creature Its fangs were red

I've got an incredible headache

I've got an itch

Jellyfish stew

Lavinia Nink

Louder that a clap of thunder

Ma! Don't throw that shirt out

Mabel, remarkable Mabel

Mean Maxine

Michael built a bicycle

Microscopic topic

Miraculous Mortimer

Mungle and the munn

My baby brother

My brother's head should be replaced

My dog, he is an ugly dog

My mother says I'm sickening

My sister is a sissy

Neighbors are not fond of me

Never mince words with a shark

New kid on the block

New York is in North Carolina

Nine mice

No, I won't turn orange!

Nothing-doings

Oh, teddy bear

Ounce and bounce

Seymour Snorkke

Sidney Snickke

Sir Blushington Bloone

Sneaky Sue

Snillies

Something silky

Song of the gloopy gloppers

Stringbean small

Super-goopy glue

Suzanna socked me Sunday

There is a thing

Throckmorton Thratte Today is a day to crow about Today is very boring Unassuming owl Uncanny Colleen Underwater wibbles We each wore half a horse

We heard Wally wail

What nerve you've got, Minerva Mott!

When Dracula went to the blood bank

When Tillie ate the chili

When young, the slyne

Wolf is at the laundromat

You need to have an iron rear

Yubbazubbies

Zany Zapper Zockke

Zoosher.