Substitute: going to school with a thousand kids

Day one: Small but hostile

Day two: Mystery picture

Day three: I suck at everything

Day four: Your brain looks infected

Day five: Toast

Day six: Out comes the eyeball

Day seven: What the hell was that?

Day eight: He's just a hairy person

Day nine: I can write, but I don't write

Day ten: Don't kill penguins cause other friends get sad

Day eleven: She stole my grape

Day twelve: I don't judge

Day thirteen: There's nothing exciting or fun happening today

Day fourteen: When you close your eyes and think of peace, what do you see?

Day fifteen: But we didn't do anything

Day sixteen: Silent ball

Day seventeen: Non-negotiables

Day eighteen: The man who needs it doesn't know it

Day nineteen: Simple machines

Day twenty: Stink blob to the rescue

Day twenty-one: Keep your dear teacher happy

Day twenty-two: He particularly doesn't like this particular spot

Day twenty-three: How do you spell juicy?

Day twenty-four: Hamburger writing

Day twenty-five: High on summertime

Day twenty-six: I kind of break my own spirit sometimes

Day twenty-seven: That's just the way school is

Day twenty-eight: Plutonic love.