Driving like crazy: thirty years of vehicular hellbending, celebrating America the way it's supposed to be-- with an oil well in every backyard, a Cadillac Escalade in every carport, and the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank mowing our lawn

Introduction : The end of the American car

How to drive fast on drugs while getting your wing-wang squeezed and not spill your drink

How to drive fast when the drugs are mostly Lipitor, the wing-wang needs more squeezing that it used to before it gets the idea, and spilling your drink is no problem if you keep the sippy cups from when your kids were toddlers and leave the baby seat in the back seat so that when you get pulled over you look like a perfectly innocent grandparent

Sgt. Dynaflo's last patrol

NASCAR was discovered by me

The Rolling Organ Donors Motorcycle Club

"Come on over to my house

we're gonna jump off the roof!"

The test of men and machines that we flunked

A better land than this

Getting wrecked

Keep your eyes off the road

Comparative Jeepology 101

Taking my baby for a ride

ReinCARnation

The geezers' Grand Prix

Call for a new national park

A ride to the funny farm in a special needs station wagon complete with booby hatch

Big love

The other end of the American car.