Introduction: My game was better than yours
"You're going to eat steak"
"Is that Mickey and Willie?"
"Right up there with the Babe"
"A whole different ball game"
"Exactly the same ballplayer"
"Neither of us was Joe DiMaggio"
"Flash, dash, and ... a nervous rash"
The boys of summer and their ruin
Appendix A: Mickey vs. Willie, who was the best?
Appendix B: total player rating and wins shares.