Bris: on pastrami & penises
Hanukkah: Christmas inferiority feelings, with latkes
Visiting the grandparents in the Sunshine States
Sick days: nourishment for the neurotic
Mitzvah moments: turning thirteen means big money
The last supper: cheeseburger time
Christmas dinner: can we get a lazy Susan-topped table for twelve, please?
Sunday night takeout: It's like every week is Christmas
First meal home from college: "Feed me, mom"
J dating: "Are you meeting new people (I hope they're the right kind."
Shabbat: Friday night lightning
Brunch: Why wait so long on the sidewalk?
Rosh hashana: Why the Jewish New Year is the best new year
Passover: Confessions of a first-time Seder host
Yom Kippur: Fasting is trending
Wedding party: Premarital misery
Dinner with the Goyim in-laws: So, you didn't marry a Jew
"Are you pregnant yet?": No better excuse to eat...
Shivah's silver lining: Jews do death right
Return to the Sunshine States: Will we head South, though?
The candle-lighting service, a.k.a. acknowledgments.
